End Scene.

whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:33:19 -0500

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

mic-ro-wave: drarna: drarna: drarna: drarna: drarna: drarna: finding nemo was not very...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:22:17 -0500

drarna:

drarna:

drarna:

drarna:

drarna:

drarna:

finding nemo was not very good

^yep

FUCK YOU THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD IM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND SKIN YOU ALIVE IVE GOT MY IP TRACKER ON THE CASE RIGHT NOW

calm down satan

well that escalated quickly

there are two types of people

this is all the same person

theniamsextapes: mollyiswideawake: Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then bitch it...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:11:20 -0500

theniamsextapes:

mollyiswideawake:

Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then

bitch it might be

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:49:36 -0500

peoplefkingsuck: bitchytbh: bitchytbh: bitchytbh: My best friend just lost her virginity bc she...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:38:32 -0500

peoplefkingsuck:

bitchytbh:

bitchytbh:

bitchytbh:

My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..

AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG

And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she had due

it’s kind of funny how many notes my wrong decision and pure laziness has gotten me

twinbiologist: larryrickardfan: g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s: myeight...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:27:32 -0500

twinbiologist:

larryrickardfan:

g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s:

myeightcents:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

This is gold!

oh my god

caNNOT FUCKING BREATHE

tHAT WAS THE FUNNIEST TWO AND A HALF MINUTES OF MY LIFE

Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:16:55 -0500

Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

beckie0: simfected: maythedownforcebewithyou: myurlistoolong: ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:05:53 -0500

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

oswidge: pick up line: please

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:54:57 -0500

oswidge:

pick up line: please

houseofwonderandchaos: I love you Cragy Ferg!

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:32:54 -0500

houseofwonderandchaos:

I love you Cragy Ferg!

whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:20:19 -0500

whimsicalspecks:

akitron:

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr

dampsandwich: excellent now i can email my mom and dad my favorite text posts

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:11:17 -0500

dampsandwich:

excellent now i can email my mom and dad my favorite text posts

nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:10:21 -0500

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

detectiveinspectornarwhal: nostopdasgay: str8nochaser: My...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:57:37 -0500

detectiveinspectornarwhal:

nostopdasgay:

str8nochaser:

My thug has been completely murked and my ovaries are staging a coup on my sensibilities.

Be warned… this kid will make you want to have progeny.

this little boy is tearing me apart omg

i am slain

actuallyslenderman: a-study-in-stupid: eveningowl: #want to...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:45:18 -0500

actuallyslenderman:

a-study-in-stupid:

eveningowl:

#want to know why i love this? #and this is going to sound horrible and traumatizing #but i love it because you’re not saying that the monsters aren’t real #you’re saying that there’s ways to get the better of them #there’s nothing worse than telling a child that something doesn’t exist #even the bad things #because that’s when they begin to doubt #and doubt is the main killer of imagination #so rather than saying ‘the monsters won’t get you because they don’t exist’ #you’re saying ‘i learned how to defeat the monsters and i think you’re old enough to learn as well’ #just a thought

its-a-bingo: i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:27:46 -0500

its-a-bingo:

i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed

dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:05:16 -0500

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

armisael: is motivation real? has anyone actually seen it

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:03:56 -0500

armisael:

is motivation real? has anyone actually seen it

ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful....

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:03:40 -0500

ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.

annorsomething: “Club Penguin is a child-friendly website”

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:02:52 -0500

annorsomething:

“Club Penguin is a child-friendly website”