atomicairspace: copperbooms: when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
I'm gonna start screaming, "OEDIPUS!" instead of...
miikan: jakenglishsexual: ahabschesthairs: grownupgardengnostic: …wait whats the joke? have you ever read oedipus rex? its a greek tradgedy. He was the FIRST motherfucker. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGUDHACFarfsfgjsdkf literature jokes high 5
flamingunicorn: me at 5: I don’t like hamburgers parents: okay me at 7: I don’t like hamburgers parents: okay me at 11: I don’t like hamburgers parents: okay me at 15: I don’t like hamburgers parents: okay parents today: we made hamburgers for dinner me: but I don’t like them parents: well why didn’t you tell us? me:
1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.
The rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandma look.
conceptalbumsandhorses: tomorrow is august
So, the new iPad is literally called the "New...
coldplayinthetardis: coldplayinthetardis: What to expect in the next decade:
me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
friend: i stayed up so late last night omg im so tired
me: oh really same when did you go to bed?
friend: like 12:30 or 1 ugh
me: wOW that's reALLY laTE
blackpenisfightingsociety: if u ever meet a sk8er boi never say ‘c u l8er boi’ cuz we all know how that is goign 2 end
catnus: There are over 64.7 million blogs on Tumblr. I think people know about Tumblr.
My socially awkward life
me: good thanks
Reblog if you honestly don't care about anyone's...
girlwithslingshot: careline18: twotwentyonebbakerst: like yeah ok great whatever who cares do you watch sherlock or Doctor Who? What about Supernatural? Do you like Supernatural?
oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
Estar dibujando o escribiendo arriba de la cama y...
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
mad-angel-with-a-box: frequency-radio: supersonicbionic: The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. -Frederic Brown Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it? And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy. #How fandoms ruin hipster posts
riddlemehiddleston: cat-adores-loki: anearlywitch: Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing. bruce wayne is batman son of a bitch
CW sets air date for 'Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along...
Joss Whedon’s online Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog starring Neil Patrick Harris, Nathan Fillion and Felicia Day will make its television debut on the CW on Tuesday, October 9, at 9 PM.
roleykatsu: libyian: wtf tumblr is so sassy like I don’t need your attitude, tumblr. Why is that close button huge are you running Windows 7 Fisher Price edition
drzaius: i just feel so bad for other countries in the olympics why do you keep trying why