August 2012
atomicairspace:
copperbooms:
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
Watcheversailinafirefly:
candycane-horns:
I'm gonna start screaming, "OEDIPUS!" instead of...
miikan:
jakenglishsexual:
ahabschesthairs:
grownupgardengnostic:
…wait whats the joke?
have you ever read oedipus rex? its a greek tradgedy.
He was the FIRST motherfucker.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGUDHACFarfsfgjsdkf literature jokes high 5
2 tags
flamingunicorn:
me at 5: I don’t like hamburgers
parents: okay
me at 7: I don’t like hamburgers
parents: okay
me at 11: I don’t like hamburgers
parents: okay
me at 15: I don’t like hamburgers
parents: okay
parents today: we made hamburgers for dinner
me: but I don’t like them
parents: well why didn’t you tell us?
me:
1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.
The rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandma look.
July 2012
conceptalbumsandhorses:
tomorrow is august
So, the new iPad is literally called the "New...
coldplayinthetardis:
coldplayinthetardis:
What to expect in the next decade:
me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
friend: i stayed up so late last night omg im so tired
me: oh really same when did you go to bed?
friend: like 12:30 or 1 ugh
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: wOW that's reALLY laTE
blackpenisfightingsociety:
if u ever meet a sk8er boi
never say ‘c u l8er boi’
cuz we all know
how that
is goign
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catnus:
There are over 64.7 million blogs on Tumblr.
I think people know about Tumblr.
My socially awkward life
person: hey
me: good thanks
1 tag
Reblog if you honestly don't care about anyone's...
girlwithslingshot:
careline18:
twotwentyonebbakerst:
like yeah ok great whatever who cares do you watch sherlock
or Doctor Who?
What about Supernatural? Do you like Supernatural?
Watchoraphis:
Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
Estar dibujando o escribiendo arriba de la cama y...
papacitostyles:
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
mad-angel-with-a-box:
frequency-radio:
supersonicbionic:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
#How fandoms ruin hipster posts
4 tags
riddlemehiddleston:
cat-adores-loki:
anearlywitch:
Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing.
bruce wayne is batman
son of a bitch
CW sets air date for 'Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along...
Joss Whedon’s online Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog starring Neil Patrick Harris, Nathan Fillion and Felicia Day will make its television debut on the CW on Tuesday, October 9, at 9 PM.
roleykatsu:
libyian:
wtf tumblr is so sassy like
I don’t need your attitude, tumblr.
Why is that close button huge are you running Windows 7 Fisher Price edition
drzaius:
i just feel so bad for other countries in the olympics
why do you keep trying
why
