March 2012
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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
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Watchfuckkyeahchicago:
BULLY
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SHERLOCK FANS →
openyourmindwithbowties:
timelordsinvadedhogwarts:
ohlookalamppost:
s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d-b-b-c:
trenchcoatlove:
CLICK THIS FOR BRILLIANT ACCURACY
OH MY GOD YES PERFECTION EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.
OH MY GOD.
LAUGHING SO HARD.
CRYING INSIDE.
I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO SOB OR LAUGH.
THAT CAT IS ME!!!
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Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
heyluciepleasecumberbatch:
thecakeisalive:
TO SEE HIS FLAT MATE
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My Heart Rate:
geniekeckers:
sociopathic-time-lord:
rikkysworld:
intricatedivinity:
cumberbatchwoman:
waiting-for-the-tardis:
nightlock-kedavra:
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Talking to you :
Seeing you with someone else:
I think you mean:
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March 22nd:
Post-Hunger Games:
For Sherlockians:
Before Reichenbach:
During Reichenbach:
After Reichenbach:
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ihavebeensherlocked:
maytheodds:
...
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Watchconsulting-meerkat:
amosbanga:
The Real Housewives of Disney
yay, the whole thing!
I would watch the shit out of this.
Hey, Adult Swim, get on it!
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Reblog if you are a wizard
a-scandal-in-tumblr:
bel-riddle:
aschetheartist:
iamglenc0c0:
1.4 million wizards on Tumblr!
1.4 MILLION WIZARDS ON TUMBLR
ALMOST 2
2 Million!
2.7 Million
2.9 Million
4 MILLION!
almost 5 bitches
Almost 5, yeah! Hogwarts, Hogwarts, here I go!
Off to Hogwarts, see ya!
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My Heart Rate:
intricatedivinity:
cumberbatchwoman:
waiting-for-the-tardis:
nightlock-kedavra:
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Talking to you :
Seeing you with someone else:
I think you mean:
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March 22nd:
Post-Hunger Games:
For Sherlockians:
Before Reichenbach:
During Reichenbach:
After Reichenbach:
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"Elementary could be better than Sherlock"
consulting-meerkat:
sherlockandmoriar-tea:
ofthehouseofpants:
nerdswords:
seekingthelovely:
the-girl-who-was-sherlocked:
fuck-yeah-wholock:
in-the-tardis-with-the-doctor:
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:
this-adler-woman:
sherlocksignal:
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