oswidge: pick up line: please
whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
dampsandwich: excellent now i can email my mom and dad my favorite text posts
its-a-bingo: i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
armisael: is motivation real? has anyone actually seen it
ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.
nayx: if youre ever feeling sad, just remember that theres someone out there. theres another person out there. out there in the world there is a person somewhere
If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey: castiel-is-a-assbutt: Zis if from mein spring collection
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: It was not your ship but mine. And it was your OTP on the line. The writers fucked it up this time Didnt they my dear Didnt they my-
babyangelcastiel: drilltowardstheheavens: donkeykongcountry2: i love that world war 2 is called world war 2 it sounds like the sequel to an action movie “WORLD WAR 2…. GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME…. IT’S PERSONAL” this has a great deal of accuracy though #god it better not be a trilogy
carcat: forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it
fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST
dollophale: ive come to the conclusion that i want to punch colin morgan on the lips with my lips
glayish: offendpoppunk: are those feelings get them away from me #BASIC VULCAN PHILOSOPHY
juicylouture: what if one day
radical-illusion: sodamnrelatable: when you hear someone talking about an obsession of yours this is legit me
senoritajaneyk: That moment when you’re in a quiet class just casually doing class stuff like everybody else but then your stomach just decides to drop the bass
me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
egg-rolls: omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
togamivevo: in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
brolininthetardis: sometimes this site makes me forget what bendywick candlebatch’s real name even is and then i remember that you don’t need to know butterburger custardsnack’s real name for people to know you’re talking about bennyjet crumplebunch
not-so-little-cal: an-egg: not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about an asian woman under your bed? no? wow. you must live in the 1950s
if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me
romulusthread: if i end up famous i probably won’t delete my blog so you better do your best fucking job of keeping this a secret
deancasotp: bisexualangelfucker: apparently james patrick stuart based a lot of his portrayal of dick roman on mitt romney